Thursday, September 30, 2010

Still Scary

"A pretend monster is under da bed. It's just pretend, so don't be scared."

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Did You Get That I Want Some Mice?

As transcribed by me:

Dear Grandma,

"I want a mouse from Grandma Susan. And I want to say there’s mices at the pet store. And I want a lot of more presents for my burfday.
And den I will need a... want a Bat Cave and Batman and Robin.

"I already need one mouse, but my friend already got one. I want three mices for my burfday. One is gonna be the brother and the second one is gonna be the sister and the fird one is gonna be the other sister. No, the fird one is gonna be the husband, atchewally.

I want three. Grandma can you get them fer my burfday? But my burfday is gonna be for (in) a long time.

Can you? I want one from the pet store. I want three mices right now."


Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Bossy. Wonder Where He Gets It.

Wagging a finger at me as I sat at my desk after dinner:

"Now, Mom, we need to have NO more working today."

Kid's First Knock Knock Joke

"Knock knock!"
"Whose there?"
" pine...pineapple, um... uh...Carashew Cow!"
"Carashew cow who?"
..."Bumpy Carashew Cow! Hahahahahahaha!"

Monday, September 27, 2010

Scream the Heck Out of His Head

"Mom, in my second dream there was a ghost in it, and I screamed the heck out of his head!"

Green at Heart

"If somebody throws paper and trash on the street then that is MEAN."

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Saturday, September 25, 2010

First words on waking up this morning:

"That was the bestest roller coaster ever, you could sleep on it!"

Friday, September 24, 2010

Can You Check My Math?

"I'm gunna have my burfday. Know how old I'm gunna be on my burfday?"

"How old?"

"5 and a half"

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Dinner With Friends

"Hey, Colin, it's time to eat!"

"I'm not hungry. Mom...should we leave?"