Sunday, October 21, 2012

Rock Star

Trying to get the kid to change into clean clothes...

"Mom do you know what? Rock stars are meant to wear dirty clothes."
"Because I just figured out that actually, in real life, rock stars are meant to be dirty."
"Why? "
"Because it makes them look like rock stars!"
"That's funny. I think you're right. How did you figure that out?"
"From my mind! Cuz Mom, think about it. Imagine a boy rock star with crazy hair on and wearing dirty clothes. He would look weird if he had clean clothes. He would look just like a normal guy that forgot to brush his hair."

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

I mean, really short.

"Mom, you wanna hear a really short story?"
"Once upon a time a zebra. The end."

Saturday, September 29, 2012

I'm so proud!

Last night the kid was looking at a toy he wanted, turned to me and said, "Mom, we could probably find this cheaper online." Proud moment... I've taught him well!! ha!

Friday, September 21, 2012

Dear Tooth Fairy

"Dear Tooth Fairy, I didn't even notice but I'm pretty sure I left my tooth at Chuck E. Cheese. I don't know where it is. Can I still have some money? Love, Colin."

Friday, September 14, 2012

Just thinking out loud here...

"So I'm just thinking out loud here...but can we get some ice cream this weekend?"

Monday, March 12, 2012

If you wanna be smart...

Playing school:
"Okay now I'm da teacher. If you wanna be smart just relax your brain, take it out of your head and frow it on da ground."

Huh? Wha?

"Mom, did you know dat I hate sleeping in my room?"
"No! I didn't."
"Do you wanna know why?"
"Because when I wake up, I'm like...'huh? wha?! I live by myself an' I'm just a kid?!"

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Claire de Lune at bedtime...

"Mom, I can understand dat music."
"You can? What do you understand ?"
"Just... well... one part was like about wishing on stars. It's like I can remember it."

Claire de Lune